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1 Hour of Getting To Know One Another

          $400

 

1.5 Hours of Catching Up

          $600

 

2 Hours Of Wandering

          $800

3 Hours Of Wicked Bliss

          $1,100

4 Hour Private Interview

          $1,400

 

Public Meeting And Private Interview 

      (2 hours dinner & drinks followed by 2 hours of private time)

          $1,200

Role Play

         Additional $100

         (waived in the event of a 90 minute or longer visit)

Couples Play

           Additional $100

            (waived in the event of a 90 minute or longer visit)

Your Place

            Additional $100 For Travel Time & Transportation

            (requires 50% electronic or digital deposit)

 

The first several moments of our time together stand to be the most awkward.  Help us get off to the best start by leaving your gift in plain sight very soon after we meet.  Please pretend to not pay attention to me while I look in the envelope or greeting card.  Please excuse yourself to the restroom so I can place my gift someplace that I feel is safe.  

 

Cancellation Policy

 

    I completely understand that life happens and sometimes the best laid plans can go to hell in an instant.  Thus my cancellation policy is rather liberal.  Please do your best to cancel at minimum 4 hours prior to when we have made plans to get together.  Repeated, last minute cancellations will result in my unwillingness to make plans with you in the future without a full, nonrefundable deposit.

 

The Nitty Gritty

Outlay

First

Impressions

 


 

First impressions are super important right?  Our mom's and grandma's have been telling us that for years.  I did my best to make mine when I created my website and I hope that you will try to do your best with your first email to me.  Please don't send me one liners, it doesn't tell me anything about you and doesn't give me a chance to really think about whether or not we would get along.  You don't have to send me your life story by any means but throw in a quirky line about yourself or something you enjoy!  Please be direct but not graphic. 
 

I prefer to communicate by email or text message at first but am happy to chat on the phone with you after we schedule our adventure.  We both have very busy lives outside of our planned escapades together.  Let's respect one another shall we?
 

I prefer that we make plans at least a day or two in advance, anticipation is half the excitement!  It gives both of us time to appropriately prepare and make sure our busy schedules won't interfere with our playtime!  Did your afternoon meeting cancel today?  Golfing outing planned but the rain started pouring as you were driving to the range?  Feel free to shoot me an email and say so!  I'll do my best to accommodate a same day visit if I can.  Please make sure you specify in your email that you want to meet me that day!

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