Some That Are Really
Fun For Me
Please professor, I can't fail this class.
Are you giving extra credit?
What can I do?
Your demanding and bitchy boss.
You didn't meet your targets, again
Why should I keep you on?
I'm so nervous, it's my first time,
Or is it yours?
Or maybe ours both?
Our spouses are cheating on us with each other.
Let's pay them back.
Your best friends sexy mom.
Your mom's best friend.
I've given you every chance.
You've left me no choice.
I have to tell your parents.
Just sitting here waiting on the cable guy/delivery guy.
I hope he'll be here soon..
Another round of lay offs?
But I really need this job.
Tell me what's wrong.
I know I'm just the nanny.
But your wife doesn't deserve you.
Let me show you why.
Did I get a bad report card and I'm trying to distract you from it?
Do I want an increase in my allowance or maybe a new car for my birthday?
You're hurt and lonely because Mom is cheating on you. Let me console you...
You're enraged and jealous because you just found my boyfriend and I in my bed.
Something A Little Different:
You're my dads protégé, assistant and right hand. Unfortunately for you and for my greedy b***h of a stepmom, I walked in on the two of you "together". I haven't told him yet, only because I've always had a crush on you and fantasized about having you all to myself. As much as I'm crazy about you, if you don't do exactly as I say, I will tell him and you'll never work in this town again.
Or Maybe You Have A Favorite Role-play Of Your Own?